Don’t worry, this is a quick one. Everyone, first I must ask that you take careful note of the datestamp on this post. That’s right, I’m not lying to you: it is, in fact, April 13th. Why, then, might it be snowing–or more correctly, as I have been informed by Chun, sleeting–when I peer through my window to look at the quad? Really? This is rediculous.
Also, I should like to remind Dr. Minardi that deception, even on New Testament tests, is a sin. Thank you, that is all.